IKEA + Ber+banned for life =

Björn told me to we should go to IKEA to buy a lamb,,,OK I said,,,and look what the hell he bought!! in a Ford KA,,,and he is a rocket scientist (no joke!)

Later that night I got banned for life on me favorite club for no reason at all....I was sober as a sailor I could even put my finger tip in my eye!!!!