Let me introduce my arsenal!

Gun #1


This is my two Tomahawks

I know it looks like something God sculptured, that the “hurt em bombs” and my symmetry is exceptional. Its not fair I know,, but I cant help it

Välkommen Matias and Björn (Bear)

Two of my best freinds Matias and Björn (Bear) ,,,, and its a great photo!

I suffer from dyicslexcsiya.....

Ok I have gotten a lot of complains regarding my spelling….don’t kick a man that is lying down! I’m suffering enough already ,, ok!


Which rotten person comes up with that name anyway…. dyselxcia come on seriously?? I mean now when Im trying to explain that I have dicelxia, people can laugh that I trying to spell desleckia.
Did this evil person sitt down and try to figure out the most difficult word with the most compelx letters so that nobody with dyclexia ever ever would be able to spell it!!??

Must be the same guy/girl (OBS political correct) that invented the very greatful word "lisp", how fun is that to say if you have it?
-Hey why you speak strange?
-I have a (you know the answer)

Very strange if you ask me ....


I also wonder if the whale-shark is a mammal or a fish, whale being a mammal and the shark a fish…………just Google it,,,it’s a fish,,,the worlds biggest a matter of fact!! Thank God for the internet,,, now Im going to find the bastard who came up with those stupid word and them I’m going to hunt him/her (agian) down for making fun out of me!

Hate Sunday! or do I love them?

Me and Jack Daniels are going to have a great Sunday night!
We have prepared for this day a long time,,,,today its Oscar night!
I hold nacho libre as the favorit while Jack always want leaving las vegas as his favorit every signel year!!

So me and my best freind are going to have a ball!!

"its fantastic"

Hell night!!!

The first thing I do when I wake up on Saturdays and Sundays is erasing my sms from the sent folder. So when a angry ex girlfriend ask me why in the hell I send that indecent sms I don’t know what there talking about. I don’t need to feel worst then I already do yo know.
A wise man once said to me “you cant be responsible for what you don’t know/remember” so by doing this my back is clear. Anyway while I was doing this I went in to my camera photos and made a really scary discovery!!

Then it all started to come back to me…….. I was looking forward to have a well deserved Friday evening in my futon and the masterpiece days of thunder after a hard weeks work! But first I was just going to visit a friends shop Svensson that a launch off there new collection. Had some drinks and so on,,,, then the devils 3 best friend called Simon, Fillip and Johanna.
Asked if I wanted to come over and play some games and be social. I didn’t want to be rude so I said yes of course. Simon a former bartender gave me a long island ice tea even before I had time to ring the bell to his mansion door, didn’t want to be rude again Then I woke up erased my sms and found………………………………………………………………………………..







Filip, Liberace,Simon and Johanna, the devils in disguise

? and Filip

Simons pants

No word

Filip, Tone Norom, Joy Tempest and some guy

What I do have a blurry memory of is being on a karaoke stage singing “living on a prayer”and dancing to some hardcore meatal.

Other then that, I really dont know what I was doing there,but I guess it was fun!!

I’m confused!!!

OK so what happened???

I had +34 C, hammock, flip flops and a nice constant sweet smell 5 days ago!
Now……I’m snowed in!
SOS, Räddningstjästen and the police says that you’re not allowed to go out!
You cant argue with that! I don’t want to get shoot by the man*!
So now I cant go to work,,,,what a pity!

No wonder I’m messed up in my little already messed up brain!!
I’m born on the wrong continent (and the wrong time for that matter, I should be a knight fighting for King Arthur, but that’s a whole other story!), my genes and are basically not made for this!!

Anyway....we “skåningar” are funny, every single year the snowcomes and every signel year
we are just as surprised “ oooo its slippery” “oooo its cold” “ oooo yellow snow taste funky”, “oooo if I drive with summer tiers I might run in poles, turn the car upside down and miss the first half off the champions league( happen to me yesterday).



*police, pig, chingale, el jeffe, 5.0 etc . These “people” have the right to shoot you in the head with a shootgun if you have parked you car wrong, or if you go outside when its snowing!

This is how Sweden welcomes me!! crap!

Me and my colleague Innocent "klick sound" Zulu, first snow expireice today. He didnt know that Sweden produced so much salt !!

My friend who forgot to change to winter tires

Freezing basically

Me waiting for the bus and hiding from the man

bitter sweet

So now I have thought to wake this thing from the grave and make it more alive and kicking!

Will probably get bored after a week again,,,but lets see

Lets start off by checking the situation out!

This is what I have:

- A job
- 1/3 apartment
- Bitterness
- Back fat
- Front fat
- Family
- Insomnia
- lots of shoes
- Friends
- A weakness for cheesy movies
- Indifferent
- Suffering from gigantism
- Malmö

This is what I want:

- A new job
- A flat in NY
- No back fat
- A six pack
- A wife
- Some kids
- A Duccatti
- Contentness ( if that’s a word)
- Stardom and enter the statusphere

Now how will one reach these goals?? I could make it easy for me by buying stocks in the porn, sex, weapons, tobacco and alcohol industry. Order a wife from the internet and suck the fat from my back and front.

But I think that would be to easy so I’m looking at other options at the moment!