Turning Torsboo

This is how the party started,,,,,,,,at on a balcony in Västra Hamnen, with odour's and martinis,,,najs

then the Tequila came out from hell and ......then blank

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We started to get an audience, mainly coincided off old women with very small dogs...

Matias stared hugging every truck he got his eye on,,, here you see him hugging a Volvo lastvagn FH16 his favorite

When we wanted to go,,, he refused,,,we tried and tried but nothing helped, even tried with pizza and gums...at last the firefighter had to come and get him down

This I dont know how it got there,,all I know it was on my camera on Sunday and that its my sex-swing......

Hangover tip off the day!!(for those who think that with evil shall with evil go away)

-take a plastic bag and a looong straw

-Fill it with ice, wine and sprite

Now you have a good cooling for your head/baggy eyes and a najs sip on your hungover alcohol

(sorry for my swenglish:))

Thanks T & K for a really really najs evening!!

sex vs alcohol

I asked someone once what she would choose from not having sex for one year or not having a drop off alcohol for one year.... She very fast responded no sex.

For me usually this goes hand in hand, like champagne and oyster, dancing and music, Yoko and John, Håkan and his hats, jing and yang, Fish and chips, Han Solo and Chewbacca ,,,I think you get the picture.

So I started to think (believe it or not),,,hmmmm,,,,hmmmm......and I still don’t know.

No sex,,,,,I think I would be a danger to society, like a ticking bomb ready to explode at anytime or place...So I have to take my human responsibility, be the good and loyal citizen I am and say YES to sex.(and I like to,,,,,a lot,,,,Im pretty good at it to, if you ask me and the one girl I ever “did it” with )

Then alcohol ,,,,well I’m a alcoholic so I have to say YES to that to.

Have no answer ,,,sorry,,,,,,,but for all means you could!!

Half a person

Movies you must see otherwise you cant call yourself a human being!!

Vuxna människor, Fletch I and II, Nikita, Zoolander, Adam och Eva, Masjävlar, Closer, Deer Hunter, Life Aquatic,Old School(masterpiece) Die Hard I, II, III and 4.1, Boomerang, Beverly Hills cop I, II, Le Grand Bleu, Coming to America, Trading Places, Joe Dirt, Anchorman, De Sjunde Inseglet

This was really really hard but...........I just came up with 20 new ones,,,ciao

I'm a sex addict.

It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors, and medicine, and everything!

Najs

summertime in Hamburg the home of 3euro shoots and Hamburgers!! woowoo

Some greasy Italian dudes,,,Salvatore aka Mozzarella, Armando aka Parmejanoo and Andres aka Albondiga

Some pretty boy

Anders and Salvan

Indifferent!!

I’m going to try a new strategy ,,,,,I am (was) a romantic guy I have (had) a illusion how love/life should work…I shall be swept away, fireworks, earthquake etc etc. and that never happens or when it does its wrong. Also I shall stop to trying to please everybody…
So now I’m going to start being the indifferent guy…almost ass hole-ish.
When I wake up the first thing that shall go through my well develop brain is “F#ck it”!!

So if you are close to me,,, don’t take it personal,,,, its me not you

PS: I’m not bitter, just hate my life, bored

sayonara

The mother and creator ………

of drugs, van Gogh, hookers, silly dancing people, really really smelly cheese and of course Marc Overmars!!

HOLLAND!

Where shall I start..,, the language maybe,,, my god I wonder if its really a language or if they just make it up to make fun out of me or if they just all are stoned.. I really can’t find one single word that makes any sense at all.
Rotterdam vs Amsterdam.
Rotterdam was bombed flat to the ground by siie Germans during the European cup in 2000, so Rotterdam is compactly rebuild and lacks a soul you might say. This also makes the buildings more experimental (ex) due the everything is build up from scratch (architect city 2007). It seem more hard core and not so much show off as in Amsterdam. Maybe they don’t have the big pressure of being an Amsterdamer and live up the culture, history and hype that Amsterdam have.
Amsterdam on the other hand is an amazing city! Very easy to like, old houses, canals, cafes are really amazing. Maybe you are wondering why I’m not mentions the Red light and coffee shops?? What shall I say… it’s exactly as you think it is!!

One thing that really surprised me was the ladies, I knew all off them suffers from gigantism but I didn’t see one single hot Dutch girl!! Usually my head goes back and forward like watching a tennis game when I stroll down the street were ever I go….This is true,, not one single one…and I’m not picky if you know what I mean!! Crazy bananas!! Maybe all the hot ones sleep during the day and works at night, what do I know?!!

Whatt What!

Thats the look Im working at for the summer!!

Press it.. do it..do it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU&mode=related&search=

Honeymoon

Sorry mon, dad and all my friends!
I wasn’t at a spa as I told you all,, I went to Acapulco and
got married. See you soon PS:what I want as wedding gifts: blender,nice china, a punching-bag, bungee sex-swing and the Chuck Norris DVD collection

oooo fortgot,,,,not only god cheers for my team...

can I touuch?,,,,but whaaayyy??

Summary

Ok its been a while now now again! Sorry my nerdy internet friends, not much have happen I’m not a at writing about things in the past I forget easy, my memory is getting worth for each day,,, could be the alcohol but I would like to think its that that I’m getting older very fast,,,, but you should get wiser when you get older ,,,hmmmm so.

Plus its morning now and I haven’t had my daily coffee and whiskey so I’m still a bit shaky and cant really see, but ill will give it a try.

I bought a pair of sunglasses after I drank the other away, ,they are so spring 2009 (and for you guys that are on the "wrong side" of the planet its winter 2010 or maybe,,hmm dont know)a pair of wayfarer ray ban

Then of course,,,, ehhh Ill show you the other stuff ill show you instead I’m just to tired, my head is in sleeping mode and my body is in horney mode so Im not in the right spirit to write anything,,, so Ill look at some fotos and lets se were it ends!

Sara on the far left had a 29birth day party in her new bougt house!,,najs

From the left Sara, Matias, Theriy, Maria and Kajsa

Food and a happy Svante and Sam

Electrical shock game ,,with duck tape!! Anders lost

Maria and Björn (bear) to be married!! Dancing. During this time all the classics were pulled out of the closet!! the train Mati being steam in the train, the tunnel, the salsa, limbo, meringue etc etc

The 30th of april every year we welcome spring buy putting withes and cheting wife on fire.
The day after 1 of maj we protest on the street against what ever you want, My banner said "i make to much money" and "women should earn half what men do"...I was more or less killed buy dreadlock, didgeridoo, joggleding people

Being the mans man that I am of course I did some construction building. Ps1: this "power tool" is the smallest I have, the other ones are really really big and manly ps2: my underwear is NOT stuffed!

Been a doc!! It turned out that I had the steadiest hand off all off us, the puppy (ginnepig) didnt get any scars after I have "worked" on him/her

My daily burning Lamborghini, 3 different liquor that burn, put one on fire, pour gently the other two in while sucking everything in whit a straw,, recommended having 3 persons helping you with this, 1 for pouring and one for security / safety

This is my new tattoo, Im having my 30-year-old crises I know I just bought a motorbike as well and Im looking for a 19-year-old girl, and of course the mandatory tribal

Summary

Ok its been a while now now again!
Sorry my nerdy internet friends, not much have happen I’m not a at writing about things in the past I forget easy, my memory is getting worth for each day,,, could be the alcohol but I would like to think its that that I’m getting older very fast,,,, but you should get wiser when you get older ,,,hmmmm so. Plus its morning now and I haven’t had my daily coffee and whiskey so I’m still a bit shaky and cant really see, but ill will give it a try.

I bought a pair of sunglasses after I drank the other away, ,they are so spring 2009 a pair of wayfarer ray ban .

Then of course,,,, ehhh Ill show you the other stuff ill show you instead I’m just to tired, my head is in sleeping mode and my body is in horney mode so Im not in the right spirit to write anything,,,